An Update on What the Puff's Been Up To

So I've had a few random photos of Fabio lying around in my Screenshots folder for quite some time (it's been nearing a month that these have been sitting unused), so I figured I might as well compile them into a short...compilation of random things.

For a Prettacy founder, Fabio's life has been particularly uneventful thus far, as I have not  been satisfied with any of the single ladies in Riverview and refuse to take the easy way out by breaking up a married couple or creating the perfect baby momma.

Fabio decided to buy an ice cream cone from the stalker ice cream truck, so as to satisfy it and send it away.

Later that day he stopped by the town hall to pick up an award the city half-heartedly awarded to him.

It's quite clear why they were hesitant to praise him for his ghost busting skills, as the guy pulls this face every time I send him to ghost bust. (I'm so glad I made him a coward!)

He learned how to aim the spirit catcher thingy-ma-bob.

I love watching the house owners freak out. XD That position does not look comfortable. (Plus spirit caught on-camera? Proof that ghosts exist.)

Cooking mac and cheese in his underwear and bunny slippers.

Oh yeah, and his house got an upgrade. Now he has a roof over his head! (And can shower away from the eyes of horrified mailwomen...)

High-end living, guys.

And the spirit collection of beloved (deceased) Harry Potter characters! From the bottom up, we have Dumbledore, Hedwig, Severus, Dobby, and Cedric. Oh, Cedric. I loved you so much before you became a sparkling vampire.

So yeah. I don't really know what this was, it was just something kind of random. My Sims activities have been declining lately, most likely due to the fact that the lagging is getting pretty dang annoying. It's not enough that I can't stand it when I'm playing, but it's often what turns me away from starting up my game. I still haven't rooted out the cause, and it seems the more content I delete and the lower I turn down my settings, the more it lags. It makes no sense. I'm seriously considering moving everything over to my dad's desktop, but my brother is on it playing Minecraft/Toontown 24/7 and I don't know how I'd get in time to play and write my stories. Arg, his butt is glued to the chair in there! I'll figure something out. I can survive for the time being.

-Siminoid

Fabio Cocoapuff, Ghost Hunter Extraordinaire

Fabio Cocoapuff rolled a wish to become a ghost hunter.

You're doing it wrong... A little bit to the right, Puff.

He managed to capture 8 ghosts on that first night. *applause*

He had this look on his face the whole time, though. I wasn't sure why until I realized one of his traits is Coward...

I'm a cruel person. >:) What's the matter, Puff, scared of the dark? Teehee...

Let's back it up a little to earlier in the day.

Fabio started off the day with a bowl of cereal.

ZOMG, A FRIDGE!

...Yup...

The mail lady saw him in the shower. I can just imagine what she's thinking.

I wasn't even sure it was possible for hair to be in those places...

Just walk away, woman. Just walk away...

Then he headed over to the library.

I haza master plan. I will soil ze computers!

Some guy saw him banging the thing with a screwdriver.

*creeper face*

He headed over to the gym to get in shape for the ladies that were sure to start lining up at his house any day now.

I'm cool like Michael Jackson!

No, you're not, Puff.

He was in the middle of a diva fit over his sweatiness when he got called to bust some ghosts.

And finally, after busting ghosts in the uber-frightening dark, Fabio settled down to sleep.

Heheh, I haz kitteh slippers.

Did I mention I'm cruel to my sims? ;)

I sold all of his spirits except for these three because I feel an emotional attachment to them.

So I thought, hmmm, what else am I emotionally attached to?

Harry Potter characters.

So I named the spirits after dead characters from Harry Potter. From top to bottom they are Severus, Hedwig, and Dumbledore.

~

Wow, I just realized I've been doing a post a day. o_o That's probably due to the fact that I've been home alone all week, since my mom and brother are at a scouting camp and my dad's working. lol this one-a-day thing probably won't last for long, just a heads up.

So, what have I been doing home alone for eight hours a day? Sleeping, epic Lost marathons, simming, more Lost marathons, and random outbreaks of posting on the forums. My trampoline and sports equipment are all in boxes since we're moving on Friday, so there's nothing to do outside, and most of my friends are on vacation. *sigh*

Well, I'll be lying on the sandy beaches of California soon enough! I'm not exactly sure when, but I know we're going on vacation there to visit some old friends sometime this summer. Maybe my parents will let me rent a surfboard... I miss the water. :,)

I really should get some sleep... I've been sleeping until 11 every morning! Good night world, and happy summer. :)

Sexy Hot Fabio Cocoapuff (Ladies, Come and Get Him!)

Isn't he a beauty?

So I started a Prettacy. Not for storytelling purposes, just for my own little personal gaming. I might post updates from time to time (I think we're all curious to see what pops out of his future wife's belly), but no stories. Fruit Parfait is the main focus!

Anyways, I just had to give this guy the admiration he deserves. I mean, come on, he's a work of art! He just steals your breath away...

(More like makes you die of horror at the sight of him...)

That sexy unibrow just completes the look. I tried to give him a mustache, but it disappeared under his duck beak of a nose, so I settled with...whatever that thing on his chin is. I felt kinda bad so I gave him pretty contacts. If you're going to look horrible, at least make a fashion statement with sparkly eyes! xD

I almost put him in the bunny suit, but then I decided that the Father Christmas gown was much more enhancing of his figure. (Ha, just kidding, I think he looks worse in this outfit!)

Oh yeah, and I gave him girl shoes.

I'm not uploading him (because honestly, who would want to download him?), but I just had to do a photoshoot. I didn't give him a bio because I kinda just wanted to goof around and make a really ugly sim. Plus it's 3 am, so I didn't want to have to put thought into this guy.

Name: Fabio Cocoapuff (it's not dumb, it's "creative")
Age: YA
Traits: Flirty, Savvy Sculptor, Diva, Coward, Technophobe (I randomized them and thought this combination was pretty hilarious, plus I died laughing when he did the Diva idle)
Favorites: Hip-Hop, Cookies, Red
Sign: Libra
LTW: Perfect Garden

No television? Gardens? I guess we're living the redneck farm life. xD

Fabio should be a swimsuit model, don't you think? xD Ladies, come and get him! (Fabio would like to add: "The flowers are blue, and therefore they are manly." I know, now I'm just being cruel to this guy. xD ) By the way, he's not meant to be muscular. He's actually really skinny and unfit in-game, but the skin I'm using makes him look buff.

Yes, I am almost done with Chapter 1.1 of FP. I have all the pictures done, and now I just need to do the writing; it's kinda long, by the way, with 57 pictures plus the title photo. And this is just for the first day. O_O So I'm thinking my sims will have very short lifespans, because if I do a chapter per day then I'll have 20 just for Generation 1. lol.

I really should get some sleep... Nah, it feels like a good time for a Lost marathon!

-Siminoid