Rubber Chickens, Explosive Bacon, and Rabid Pandas

Anyone who knows me in real life knows that I have the craziest dreams in the entire freaking world. But, since no one reading this blog knows me in real life, you don't yet understand the total randomness of my dream world. Last night I had one of the most bizarre sets of dreams yet, and I feel the need to tell the world about what went on...

In my first dream, I was slapped with a rubber chicken by Argos from the Supernatural Live Chat, who told me my parents were having a German breakfast. I got out of bed and went downstairs, and sure enough my parents were dressed in those colonial outfits and my mom had her hair in braids and everything. The weird thing was, they had Swedish accents and the only thing on the table was one giant hunk of Belgian chocolate. But, when I tried to take a bite out of this giant hunk of Belgian chocolate, my mom told me it was sacred and we had to worship the chocolate before eating it. Then my dad hit me in the head with a frying pan for some reason and I passed out.

In my next dream, I was staying in a hotel in Washington DC. I looked out my window and saw my gothic friend Cheyanne climbing the next tower over with a backpack. When she got to the top, she zipped open her backpack and dropped a ton of bacon off the top of the tower. It hit the cement and started sizzling, and then the White House blew up and everybody died.

In my last dream, I was at a zoo and I had somehow gotten into the panda cage and was feeding the panda licorice. Then the panda started frothing at the mouth and got this weird evil-prophet voice and told me that if I didn't steal the totem of Hedwig from Dumbledore, then the center of the Earth would erupt and the whole world would turn into molten nacho cheese. So I set off on a mission to find this made-up totem, and then I tripped over an octopus tentacle in the rainforest and woke up.

Told you I have crazy dreams. ;)

Oh yeah, and I'm about halfway through writing the new Fruit Parfait chapter. I've been having a heck of a time getting the pictures, since my game keeps getting stuck lagging (seriously, I've been timing how long I wait before giving up and force quitting, and it's kept lagging for 20 minutes straight) - definitely not freezing, lagging. It's a bit frustrating, but the story must go on and I'll keep trying until I get what I need. Perseverance, guys! :D

P.S. Happy Canada Day to all my fellow and honorary Canadians out there! :D

-Siminoid